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Chinese Vocational Institute of Mechatronics Technology has created a device for remote kissing

Are you in a long distance relationship? Do you only see each other occasionally and want to share each other's closeness despite the separation? So this device will definitely not help you.

Long-distance relationships have their good points. Since the partners don't see each other as often, they don't get irritated as quickly and want to spend more time together. For example. Separation, however, can stress less resilient individuals and cause melancholy. But we are not a relationship counselor, nor are we going to discuss this. However, we will discuss what the students of the Chinese institute “Vocational Institute of Mechatronics Technology” came up with. Apparently there are a lot of distance runners among them, so they made a vehemence with artificial lips that simulate pressure, movement and temperature.

It works by pairing the device with the cell phone through an application and the user kisses artificial silicone lips. The device records the data and sends it to the phone on the other end. The app is primarily intended for one recipient and one sender only, in order to support monogamous relationships, according to the author. The program also has the function to download “kisses” of various exotics and try them out, if someone is such a lewd person. The author also mentioned that the kissing machine can also help against the spread of diseases. In fact, licking silicone is apparently healthier. A pair of these bizarre toys can be had for $81. Someone also thought the kissing machine should also have a tongue. And the question is also, what obscene citizens can use this invention for.

by Miroslav Ježek